This is, without a doubt, the worst W I've ever stayed at. It's also the worst five-star hotel I've stayed at in the UK, period.
1. Room:
① Upon check-in, we were told the balcony couldn't be used due to high winds. No compensation was offered proactively; I had to ask, and only then were three cocktails reluctantly provided.
② Inside the room: There was a constant smell of cooking fumes coming from the air conditioning vent. After I called housekeeping, they just said an engineer would come to check it. When the issue wasn't resolved, I had to actively request a room change (and I was having an asthma flare-up, so constantly smelling fumes was detrimental to my recovery). The front desk's wording was, 'luckily we do have another room for you today.' We moved to a room of the same type on the same floor due to the room issue, but their tone made it sound like they were doing us a huge favor. When we returned to our original room later, we found that someone had sprayed air freshener in there while we were out, seemingly to mask the fumes.
2. Service:
① When changing rooms, the front desk told us to pack our belongings and call any department, and someone would come to escort us to the new room. I called six times in a row, and no one answered. Finally, someone showed up after 15 minutes.
② Because of the balcony issue, we were offered complimentary drinks at the executive lounge. We arrived at the executive lounge, and after the front desk there checked our IDs, they let us in. When ordering drinks, they said my friend's ID (a Scottish card) couldn't be used to prove age and even called a manager. The manager arrived 15 minutes later and said with a very poor attitude, 'Your IDs can't be used.' Why wasn't this communicated at the main front desk initially? Why were we told the ID was valid? Inconsistent training led to this error, wasting our time without a single apology.
③ After this series of events, I found the duty manager to complain by phone. The manager offered either two free breakfasts or a £50 in-room dining voucher. When we said we didn't need either, they told us these were the only two compensation options available, and if we didn't accept, there was nothing else.
④ When calling room service in the middle of the night, my request was cut off before I could finish, and they hung up. Subsequent calls went unanswered, or were hung up on after a few minutes, several times. I reasonably suspect we were blacklisted. I had no choice but to go to the front desk myself to get what I needed.
Truly, a hotel fitting its location in that golden poop building, just as crappy.
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