I came home intoxicated after a night on Revoluccion (like that's ever happened to anyone before, right?) and apparently I had trouble finding my key, opening my door and finding my friend from whom I'd gotten separated. The staff apparently decided I was disorderly. My bad, I'm not proud of it (if that's really what happened, which I don't know). But here's what they did. They physically threw me out on the street, screaming in my face in Spanish the whole time, while someone upstairs ransacked my room. They tossed most (but not all) of my clothes and toiletries in my bag and then they threw my bag out on the street with me (good thing I waited, despite the non-stop verbal abuse). This is not how anyone would handle the situation in, say Las Vegas or New Orleans. But here's what was missing - about $300-400 in $20s from my bag itself, and about $600-700 in $100s that was IN THE LOCKED WALL SAFE ALONG WITH MY PASSPORT. My passport somehow made it into my bag (less the cash folded inside it) so I suppose I should be grateful that my passport made it, at least. But someone obviously has access to the wall safe and takes advantage of that access, to say the least. That should greatly concern anyone staying here and planning to bring valuables. Moral of the story: If you stay here, please make sure you don't have too much to drink and piss off the wrong staff member, or you may find yourself bewildered and shivering on the streets of Tijuana at 4am with no cash, wondering where if anywhere you can find a working ATM. The. Worst. Stay. Ever. P.S. I did find another hotel down the street that took me in no problem (and helped me find an ATM the next day). But I'm crossing TJ off my list for a long, long time and Hotel Rio Rita forever.