When we arrived we were given very hard stale bread, which it just seemed pointless to give us but ok maybe it's all they had left (but as they'd only been open 3 hours I'd be surprised). Do not order the first item on the starter menu, the waiter told us it would be four plates for €18 which we thought was very reasonable until they came out. The first a plate, which was actually the first 2 combined, was a circle of local fish roughly 3cm in diameter (no more than 1 mouthful), and a some other gelatinous fish type thing (1, possibly 2 mouthfuls). Both raw and nothing to write home about. The next plate was a single prawn on a bed of some green type sauce (I was shocked they would serve a single prawn). The last was yet another plate with a single fried fish cake (the only nice thing about the starter), but once again only 1 mouthful. Thats €4.50 per mouthful and no caviar in sight. We then waited 30 mins for the main to no avail. After this 30 mins we asked the waiter and he said yes it was coming soon, 5 minutes later we had piping hot food which had no doubt just been cooked because they had forgotten. This food was average and not worth the price tag. We tried to pay and no one seemed interested, despite them standing around looking at their phones. The only good thing was the drink, I had a ninas fashioned which was delicious and the only reason for the 2 star rating not 1. My wife had a red wine that wasn't terrible. I wouldn't recommend this place unless you like slow service, bad music, and overpriced food.