Ah, Plataran Borobudur Resort & Spa – where luxury meets life's little surprises. As we ventured into this haven of indulgence, we found ourselves navigating through a maze of high expectations and unexpected twists, turning our stay into a memorable escapade sprinkled with moments of charm and chuckles. Let's delve into the highlights – those moments that nearly matched the allure of the multi-page e-brochure: 1. Grand Entrance: Prepare to be welcomed with open arms, drinks, snacks, and a TV buzzing with hotel highlights. It's the perfect prelude to the Plataran experience. 2. Butler Babysitting: Assigned a personal butler, because apparently, we need someone to hold our hands through every step of our vacation. Just a heads-up, they have lives too – so expect a bit of delay in their response. 3. Scenic Serenades: Oh, the views! Borobudur Temple, just a wink away, and a landscape that could make even the Mona Lisa jealous. 4. Roomy Respite: Our accommodations resembled a Kardashian penthouse – spacious, extravagant, and filled with more amenities than we knew what to do with. Private pool? Check. Water dispenser? Check. Two sofas for when you need to stage a dramatic fainting scene? Double check. 5. Service Shenanigans: Service with a smile – most of the time. There were a few hiccups along the way, but hey, it wouldn't be an adventure without a few bumps, right? 6. Breakfast Buffet Bonanza: Rise and shine to a feast fit for a king – or someone with a bottomless appetite. The breakfast spread was so extensive, we wondered if they were trying to feed the entire village. Now, onto the eccentricities – those little surprises that kept us on our toes: 1. Neighbourly Noise: We get it, village life can be noisy. Maybe a bit more soundproofing wouldn't hurt, but hey, it added a touch of authenticity to our stay. 2. Spa Saga: With the spa under renovation, the resort transformed our room into a makeshift spa – complete with soothing music and scented oils. Unfortunately, some treatments were off-limits due to logistical constraints. 3. Butler Bloopers: Our butler had their fair share of slip-ups – from forgetting certain requests to, well, you name it. But hey, we're all human, aren't we? Even if some of us juggle tasks better than others. 4. Privacy Predicament: While Villa 202 touted tranquility, the reality was a bit more... public. Guests from the Patio had a prime view of our villa, especially our pool antics. It felt less like a secluded getaway and more like an inadvertent spectacle. But hey, who can blame them for being curious? 5. Hot Water Hilarity: Enjoy a hot shower while you can – you've got a solid 15 minutes before the warmth fades away faster than your hopes of a leisurely soak. 6. Culinary Chronicles: The menu was a journey of discovery – albeit with a few detours into familiar territory. Local flavors took a backseat to international appeal, but hey, variety is the spice of life. In the end, our stay at Plataran Borobudu